Visual Studio 2005 Linux Edition

"I first heard about it at a Seattle area Starbucks. I mean, I was just like sitting there drinking my Venti no-whip triple shot soy latte and I looked over at this dude sitting next to me who was working on a laptop and I saw something on his screen. So I said "Dude is that the new version of Eclipse?" and he said "No, it's Visual Studio 2005 Linux Edition". Then he typed a few lines of code and created an Indigo service that runs on the Apache web server. I was like "Dude!" and almost spilled my latte."
--Anonymous Seattle Youth

"We still believe that Java is a strong language for development. However, we will no longer continue to build on that technology preferring instead to move developers to .NET."
--Anonymous Sun Representative